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People Are Shocked By What The Hamburger Helper Looks Like Under His Glove

I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS.

Like any good millennial, you're definitely familiar with the world's most famous sentient meat-loving clown hand, the Hamburger Helper.

Like any good millennial, you're definitely familiar with the world's most famous sentient meat-loving clown hand, the Hamburger Helper.

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Tumblr even got involved, because this is way too important a matter to be limited to one social media platform.

That's right, there's a whole human body inside the Helper, complete with FOUR HUMAN-Y ARMS.

That's right, there's a whole human body inside the Helper, complete with FOUR HUMAN-Y ARMS.

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Not to mention a crotch where its mouth is???

Not to mention a crotch where its mouth is???

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Join me in waking up in a cold sweat at 3 a.m. and pondering this for the rest of this week!

Join me in waking up in a cold sweat at 3 a.m. and pondering this for the rest of this week!

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