I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS.
Like any good millennial, you're definitely familiar with the world's most famous sentient meat-loving clown hand, the Hamburger Helper.
Betty Crocker / Via youtube.com
Tumblr even got involved, because this is way too important a matter to be limited to one social media platform.
That's right, there's a whole human body inside the Helper, complete with FOUR HUMAN-Y ARMS.
Not to mention a crotch where its mouth is???
Join me in waking up in a cold sweat at 3 a.m. and pondering this for the rest of this week!
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