RIP George Washington.
If you happen to have ears and even an ounce of taste then you know "New Rules" is the best song of 2017.
I don't make the rules, it's just true. "New Rules" is the best song of the year!
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Soooo, I know what you're saying, "Matt, 'New Rules' is already gorgeous, how could it be made any better? Is there an '80s remix of it?"
Listen to it. Love it. And thank me later.