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8 Reasons Marnie From "Halloweentown" Should've Ended Up With Luke, The Smoking Hot Goblin Boy

Luke and Marnie are spooky, seasonal relationship goals. This is the hill I will die on.

Listen up, my witches and warlocks. Gather around my cauldron.

Listen up, my witches and warlocks. Gather around my cauldron.

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It's time we talked about something IMPORTANT. Something that has been ignored for FAR too long. Nay, SOMEONE who has been ignored.

It's time we talked about something IMPORTANT. Something that has been ignored for FAR too long. Nay, SOMEONE who has been ignored.

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He's HOT. I know I already said this, but to maintain the integrity of this list, I need to mention it again. Luke is running around that giant Jack O' Lantern lookin' like a SNACK.

He's HOT. I know I already said this, but to maintain the integrity of this list, I need to mention it again. Luke is running around that giant Jack O' Lantern lookin' like a SNACK.

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He's got that bad boy charm and cocky quips.

He's got that bad boy charm and cocky quips.

He might have been evil, but he mad being bad look sOoOoO good.

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Plus, the way Marnie sasses him right back.

Plus, the way Marnie sasses him right back.

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His feelings for Marnie made him realize that he was on the wrong side. She made him a better person!!!

His feelings for Marnie made him realize that he was on the wrong side. She made him a better person!!!

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Oh yeah, and the tiny fact that he basically volunteered TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF FOR HER AND HER FAMILY.

Oh yeah, and the tiny fact that he basically volunteered TO SACRIFICE HIMSELF FOR HER AND HER FAMILY.

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Imagine Marnie and this certified silver fox growing old together!! It hurts just to imagine.

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And don't you even START with me about that Lucas Grabeel Return to Halloweentown romantic storyline. Get that EVIL away from me.

And don't you even START with me about that Lucas Grabeel Return to Halloweentown romantic storyline. Get that EVIL away from me.

Sara Paxton played Marnie in the fourth installment, instead of the OG, Kimberly J. Brown. Therefore, it is INVALID. So back up with that nonsense.

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And that's all I have to say about that. Happy Halloween!

And that's all I have to say about that. Happy Halloween!

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